Here, Mr Elephant,
Stimpy, did you see that?
Humans come and feed these creatures by hand,
I tell you, we could live like kings here,
Come, Stimpson, Let us go and seek the proprietor of this establishment,
Hold it, I know what you're gonna say,
You're gonna say,,,
how we're the two finest examples of monkey flesh,,,
that you've ever seen,
Yeah! Especially 'cause I'm a cat,
So what do you say?
Okey-dokey, you boys get the job,
See, Stimpy? You've got to know how to talk to these...
Look at us, Stimpy,
No longer are we lowly house pets,
We've climbed the evolutionary ladder,
We've been accepted into the world of higher mammals,
We've evolved,
Stimpy, aren't you ashamed?
What if another monkey saw that?
Get that dadblasted stick out of your nose!
Okay,
Shame, Shame, Stimpy,
You have to pardon my friend here,
He's not as yet accustomed to your sophisticated city-monkey ways,
Okay, Stimpy,
It's time for your evolving lessons,
Oh, rapture!
I'm gonna be a monkey Monkey, monkey, monkey
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Okay, if you wanna be a monkey, you gotta learn to act like a monkey,
And I've got the know-how,,,
'cause I've seen every Tarzan movie ever made,
So watch and learn,
All right, Stimpy, listen up,
Now, note the ease with which I swing so nimbly,
Hither and yon,
Witness as I perform an amazing double somersault,,,
and catch myself with my prehensile tail,
Oh, I get the idea,
Prehensile nose,
Boy, I tell you, being a monkey is harder than I thought,
Yeah, my monkey suit is all itchy with vermin and lice,
Hey, what's a monkey gotta do to get some grooming around here?
Say, Cheetah, be a pal and have at these lice, will you?
What?
Go ahead, Ren,
Eat the nice vermin,
I don't want to,
Hey, daddy, look at the silly monkeys,
- Chow time! - Chow time!
Come on, Stimpy, Show me what you got,
It's my,,, favourite!
Dusty old nutshells and pre-chewed gum,
A rock?
Okey-dokey, boys, Here's your monkey chow,
Ja, it's every monkey's favourite,
Braised fish heads und rotten fruit,
That's it, I've had enough!
We want a transfer!
Next time, I raise pigs, by golly!
Who is this stranger from another land?
Why does he walk among mortal men?
What is his mission?
Where can we get a pair of undershorts like his?
Who is this man of toast...
and what does he want from us?
- What is his dark secret? - Shut up!
If you ask me one more stupid question, I'll tear your skin off,
Disguised as Pastor Toast Man, the cool youth deacon...
Powdered Toast Man works his day job as a government clerk.
Only Powdered Toast Man's faithful assistant...
knows his dark secret.
Excuse me, Father,,,
but there's a distress call on your toastometron communicator,
Thank you, my lovely assistant,
Will evil never rest?
I hope not,
Calling Powdered Toast Man. Please respond.
Come in, Powdered Toast Man.
Powdered Toast Man here,
Cripes, I'll get right on it, Leave everything to me,
Powdered Toast Man!
And so Powdered Toast Man is off on another day of heroic adventure.
Jiminy!
Instantly, Powdered Toast Man...
Assesses the situation!
Leave everything to me,
This calls for my projectile raisin breath,
Powdered Toast Man!
Yay, Powdered Toast Man, Yay!
- We love you, Powdered Toast Man, - Powdered Toast Man!
It's another distress call, No time to lose,
Powdered Toast Man!
Alley-oop,
Danger,
Don't make me come in there,
Powdered Toast Man!
Hey, I'm saved,
Leave everything to me,
Have a taste of my hyper-corrosive croutons, arch-villain,
Hold on, buddy, You'll be free in a jiffy,
But Powdered Toast Man, what about Muddy Mudskipper?
My gosh, you're right, How thoughtless of me,
Powdered Toast Man!
Can't hold on,
Wind intensity too strong,
Quick, man, cling tenaciously to my buttocks,
Both of them?
Another distress call,
Calling Powdered Toast Man, come in. Calling Powdered Toast Man.
Yes, Yes,
Leave everything to me,
Listen, something's come up,
Sorry, Mac, but I've got to attend to something really important,
Powdered Toast Man!
Hello, fellows,
- What seems to be the trouble? - We're all out of powdered toast,
Leave everything to me,
I'm sorry, fellows, I almost forgot,
My toast particles are dissipating, That can only mean one thing,,,
a call from Washington,
Powdered Toast Man!
Mr President,,,
what seems to be the trouble?
I'm caught in my own zipper,
Leave everything to me,
- Anytime you're ready, Mr President, - Okay, pull!
Oh, thank you, Powdered Toast Man,
And thus the President goes into recovery.
But what shall happen to America?
Who will run the country?
Leave everything to me,
And Powdered Toast Man is sworn into office.
I, Powdered Toast Man, do solemnly swear,,,
to relieve the American citizens of their basic human rights,
Lovely assistant, take a letter, the letter "M,"
Furthermore, let's hold off the talks with the Kremlin,,,
until we settle the new Three Stooges stamp controversy,
Personally, my vote goes with Shemp,,,
although Curly is certainly nothing to take lightly,
That will be all, faithful one,
Well, I guess that takes care of the day's business,
Man, this job is too cushy for me,
It's chilly in here,
Here's the problem,
The fire's died down,
Let's see, we need something dry here,
Here's some dusty old papers,